Sunday, May 30, 2010

Some more...

Here is another round of Joshables!

"Mom, do you think Sister Johnson is a carnivore? I do."

"Hey Mom, I'm controlling my body temperature right now, are you?"

on a similar note...

I went in where Josh was taking a bath, and it looked like he was concentrating very intensely.
M: "Josh, what are you doing?"
J: "I'm controlling my body temperature. I LOVE being warm blooded!"

"Mom do you know what my one wish is? I wish that when Jesus comes again, on the very first day, that I could ride on a dinosaur. And then I would like, kick him in the face.....Hey Mom do you think kids will be able to smack grown ups when Jesus comes again?"

"Mom, once your dead, there go your nuts!" (He had no clue what he was saying, he was just being silly. But I got a good laugh at it.)

J: "Mom, I don't think it's appropriate that you wear that."
M: "Why is that?"
J: "Um...because it's a little bit ugly."

8 comments:

Holly Park said...

I love that boy...he is just too funny!

Amy and Clark said...

Love it! Although now I'm a little intimidated about what he'll say about my outfit the next time I see him!

Bethany said...

Marg, I'm in big trouble wardrobe-wise with this kid! Joshables are my absolute favorite. (And which grown up do you think he wants to smack when Jesus comes?)

Allie said...

I love Joshables. He is so smart and hilarious!

When Andrew was about Josh's age, I asked him what he thought life would be like when Jesus comes again. He looked at me horrified and said, "Again??? You mean he was already here and I missed him??"

Mary and Ryan said...

You might be able to make millions on a book called "joshables" seriously the kid is hilarious! P.s. I miss you.

Newmans said...

I honestly check your blog just to read Joshables - ok, to see how you are too, but you know what I mean. He is the funniest kid I have ever heard.

Salviano Adão said...

Olá.
Muito bom! Belo blog, boa postagem.
Que Deus abençoe cada vez mais.

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