Monday, November 10, 2008

Part Two

So I am having computer and camera problems, and problems sitting down trying to figure them out. Therefore, I have not blogged in two months! But I decided to do another installment of quotes from Joshy.

I got Josh a Happy Meal one day, he told me he wanted to be healthy and get apple dippers instead of french fries. He then proceeded to dip his apples in caramel and then his sweet and sour sauce. "MMMM, mommy that was yummy! Here try it."
"No thanks Joshy, I don't want any."
"Mommy, you just have to try one bite of it, and if you don't like it then I won't make you eat anymore."
Dang it! Don't you hate it when parenting backfires? And ps, yes it was gross.

Grandma received a new package of pots and pans and was unloading all of them when Josh happened upon her and exclaimed, "Oh Grandma are these all for you?"
"yes Joshy"
"My goodness Grandma you're a spoiled brat!"

Driving in the car:
"Hey mom, I'm thinking about jaguars. Are you thinking about jaguars?"

One day while cleaning up I said, "Josh can you put your shoes in the shoe basket for me?"
"Ah mom, it's no fair. You always use me as your slave."

Here's a prayer given in primary:
"Please bless that I can always be nice to my puppies and not hit them and especially not kick them...when Daddy's around."

I gave Josh a few candy corns to eat. Keep in mind that the soon to be mentioned Jane, Sam and Colin (aka Colly-wog) are my sister Emily's kids.
We were in the car and I heard Josh say, "Goodbye Jane." He then swallowed a candy corn. He picked up his next one, looked at and said "goodbye Sam." Gulp. Got the next one, "and goodbye Colly-wog." Hmmmm...not quite sure what to make of that one!

"Um Daddy, do you think you could not breathe anymore while you read to me? Your breaf smells like stinky cheese." (In Chad's defense he had just eaten a handful of fishy crackers,)

While reading Josh his picture scriptures we were learning about a "mean king" Ammonihah. Josh stopped me and said, "Mommy, I think that king needs a smack in the face!" Now whenever we read about wicked people in the scriptures, he makes a fist and punches the pictures.

While eating dinner together Josh said something and I couldn't quite here what he said. so I said, "What that's buddy?" To which he replied,
"You heard me lady. I like your dinner!"

"Hey mom, have you made your hair yet today?"
"No not yet Joshy."
"Oh good, cause I think it looks like a scurvy pirate!"


Kristie said...

I was laughing out loud at these (my favorite being, "you heard me lady"). We loved seeing you the other day- we'll call you next time we go to see the ponies (we're thinking somtime before Thanksgiving).

Amy & Clark said...

It makes my day to read new Joshy quotes! And its nice to know that you are alive, too! Lady, are going to be around for Christmas?

gina bina said...

I love the prayer in primary!

Jake and Jessica Fillmore said...

we went private but we still want to blog with you so if you want, leave me your email on facebook or txt me so i can send you an invite :) Thanks for the yummy patriotic cookies- it made our day!

Emily and Danny said...

Oh my gosh! I LOVE these! I can't wait till our little one can talk so I can hear what will come out. Hopefully some good material like your Joshy has! Wow, so impressive. How are you by the way? Miss you

Kim said...

This was awesome! My husband was stressed from school so I read him these quotes to lighten his mood. We were both laughing so hard. What a fun kid!

Holly Park said...

Always funny! I'm so glad you keep track of those funny things...I hope all is well in your neck of the woods. I'm anxious to catch up soon!

Bethany said...

I was literally crying as I read these. I was trying to read them to Justin, and I could barely speak because I was laughing so hard. Where on earth does he get this stuff? Scurvy pirate?

Brooke said...

I laughed out loud on more than one occasion while reading that!! I love kids quotes!! It's just too bad that we can't record their entire lives because I can't remember half of the funny things mine say, I guess that's why we have blogs!

Newmans said...

Those are some of the funniest quoteables I've read. He is clever. I can't believe he's only 4!

Jake and Jessica Fillmore said...

Margret can you give me your email or post it on our blog so I can send you an invite. We are going private soon. Thanks;)

Bethany said...

Marg, I have a real hankering for a new post from you. More Joshy quotes, please!!