Tuesday, August 17, 2010

They just keep comin'

Newsflash: I am a horrible blogger! But I need to keep track of my Joshables, so that's basically what my blog has turned into. Sorry if you like pictures or want to know what else is going on in my life! Here are a few Joshables from the past little while.

Whispering in my ear, "Mommy, I want to take a smooth goosey."
M: A what?
J: A smooth goosey.
M: What is that?
J: You know, it's grandma's big tub with all the bubbles?
M: Oh you mean a jacuzzi?
J: Oh right, a jacuzzi
(it is now forever called a smooth goosey!)

Watching some surgery that was on TV
M: Josh don't watch that, it's gross
J: Mom, I was made to watch gross! It's part of a man's life.

J: Mom, if everyone has talents, I know what Zac's would be...pooping. And I am good at tooting. I guess in our family we just have bathroom talents!

J: Mom, I have been waiting tonsively for kindergarten. Five whole years! That's like, so tonsivish!

J: Mom, have you ever seen a live mouse?
M: Yep
J: Ah man, no fair. I've only seen dead ones. Yep, dead. Dead as a pancake.

J: Mom, isn't it the BEST being an omnivore?!

J: Wow Dad, Mommy must have worked really hard to get you. You're like the greatest Dad ever!


Kristie said...

Margaret- these quotes are gold. I laugh my pants off at them. Thank you for posting.

megan&steve said...

I just read these outloud to everyone at my moms house. We laughed & shouted HOoray that you updated your blog!

Holly Park said...

Blog. Smlog. I'm just glad to hear you're alive! And as usual good times at your place. Missing you!

Steph said...

keep em coming - i LOVE these posts - they are hilarious and have me laughing! I been trying to write down what cash says as he is saying funny things these days too because i don't want to forget and they are so much fun - can't wait til he is 5!

Amy and Clark said...

Love it. When I saw you had updated I thought to myself, "I hope she has some more quotes from Josh to share." Just my luck today!

Bethany said...

What exactly is "tonsive"? And I'm just curious what your talent would be... :)

The Reichmans said...

he is awesome:)

Lyndsie said...

oh. my. gosh!! margaret! seriously do you ever stop laughing??! that boy is hilarious! i love him...seriously thanks for making me laugh!! :) so tonsivish!! ha..

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