Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Joshables

It's time for some more! I have been feeling so sad lately that Josh is getting so old, and I've done such a bad job of documenting him. So I'm gonna try and be good from now on. So here are some Joshables from the past little while. Enjoy!

"Mmmmm. This strawberry tastes like love!"

"Oh Grandma, it's like your house is giving me a nice warm hug!"

After explaining to Josh that everyone is special in their own way and Heavenly Father loves everyone, Josh said, (names are changed!) "Mommy, I don't think there is anything good about Billy and Jonny. Really mom. I promise. Well. I guess the only thing is that they chose to come to earth. But I still think they listen to Satan sometimes."

I heard this over the baby moniter one night. Josh was going to bed and I had let him listen to the ipod:
J: "Dad come here! You've gotta hear this!
C: "What is it?"
J: It's fantastic music!
C: What is it?
J: It's the one by Kelly Clark...you know the one about being safe on the street?
C: Which one?
J: You know the one that goes,(belting) "Because of you I stay too safe on the sidewalk. Because of you I learn to stay on the side of the safe sidewalk...(if you know that one you know he's close but not quite there. I love that he thinks it's about pedestrian safety.)

Here are some other misunderstandings:

"When I see your face, hope I give you help, hope I give you help" Very glad he didn't pick up on the real lyrics...I should probably start monitoring my listening!

Overheard him playing The Wizard of Oz:
"I am the great and powerful Oz!"
in a high squeaky voice, "I am Dorothy, the small like meat!" (small and meek...but meat is pretty small sometimes. It makes sense.)

"Mom, when Zac gets his helmet can we like roll him around everywhere and maybe throw things at him?"

Picking up his friend from preschool:
J:"Hey Billy, do you know what sound a cat makes when it's born?"
B: Ummmm, no.
J: Didn't think so.
(Dwight Schrute anyone?)

About twenty times or more a day I get:
"Mom, your the bestest!" "Mom you're the best of my life!" "Mom, you're the best mommy I could have ever had!" "Mommy, I love you so much!" He is the sweetest and the craziest. And I am the luckiest!

10 comments:

Gary said...

Love him! You are a lucky momma! we need to get together, I just got to Utah!
Lindsey C

Heather and Dave said...

Ha ha ha! I love how creative that kiddo is. Totally has a great imagination and loves to say what's on his mind. I hope that never changes. My fav is still from Bethany's wedding where he belted out that he peed his pants. haha. ohhh Josh! Lets get together, now that it's warming up - sort of, but not really :) We could go to Thanksgiving Point??

Holly Park said...

never a dull moment at your house! love that he wanted to throw things at zac's head when he gets his helmet... keep up the blog! and sometime soon let's catch up lady!

Bethany said...

I'm glad to see you are teaching him well about the pre-earth life and the important decision to come to earth. Also, I think you should let him throw things at Zac when he has a helmet, but only soft things. Too funny. I think he's going to be a writer someday. He's really good with similes isn't he? Love it! Keep the Joshables coming!

Sarah said...

Those are hilarious! What a cute boy. Reading this just made my day. :)

Allie said...

I love reading the things he says. He is hilarious!

Brooke said...

You are so smart to write these things down! I am no good at recording the hilarious things that are said by my children and soon I know I will have forgotten them.

Josh, keep 'em coming!

Amy and Clark said...

Joshy quotes definitely make the world a happier place. Thanks for sharing!

lanni said...

i'm glad he's learned to appreciate kelly clark. have you introduced him to britney yet? i feel like he would like her...

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