Monday, March 8, 2010

Joshables

Josh is quite possibly the funniest kid I've ever met, and he just happens to be mine. I think the perfect word for him is delightful. He says things all the time that make me laugh, as well as question how his little mind works. Usually he is thinking about wild animals. As we speak he is in the other room watching "Big Cat Diary" after begging me to let him. Anyway, here are some latest quotables from Joshy.

In the car listening to the radio:
"Mom, this girl sounds hot! You know, like kind of spicy. She sounds good to me. A little sassy. But Mom did you know that you are hot? I promise that's a good thing. Not like you are on fire, just really spicy." (Heaven help me. Where did he get any of this?)

Josh: "Hey Mom, is an avacado a fruit?"
Me: "I don't know. I think so."
Josh: "I knew it! I knew a fruit bat would like one!"

Me: "Ok Josh you can watch some cartoons now. What do you want to watch?"
Josh: "Hmmm. I don't know mom. Got anything violent?" (Great.)

After a dentist visit:
"Hey Dad! I get to get another silver tooth! And I didn't have any cavities!"

After overhearing me say to Chad, "I'm just losing my patience."
Josh: "Hey Mom, if you want to lose your patience more, just eat vegetables. They have no calories."

Everything ends with "lemon squeezy."
"Hey Josh, how are ya?"
"Great, great lemon squeezy!"
"How is your dinner?"
"Yummy, yummy lemon squeezy."
Really it goes with everything. Try it sometime.

After I keep finding him while playing hide and go seek,
"Hey Mom, how do you keep finding me? Is Jesus telling you? Cause that's cheating."

"Mom, I think the Holy Ghost would be friends with Casper. He's nice. Not too spooky."

While I'm sweeping off our front porch,
"Hey Mom, watcha doin? Is the Holy Ghost gonna live on our front porch now?" (after an FHE lesson on the spirit being in our home.)

"Mom you better look out or I'm gonna poke you like a narwhale. Really mom. I'm serious."

About 20 times a day,
"Mommy, I love you. You are the besties."

Love that kid.

13 comments:

Holly Park said...

What a funny kid!I know where he gets it... So much spunk--and so smart!

Lindsey said...

He really is the coolest little guy! How funny!

megan&steve said...

These are great! Especially the hot spicy and sassy comments about the singer. HA!

Jessie and Taylor Miller said...

oh those quotes are hilarious! the thought of brody learning to talk makes me excited and nervous all at the same time.
p.s. you are definitely spicy!

Sarah said...

What a cute boy! And you are hot and spicy! I'm glad to see you're blogging more. Very funny.

Amy and Clark said...

What would we do without the hilarious things that come out of that boy's mouth. You better keep him away from all hot and spicy girls when he's a teen!

PS--I think we should TOTALLY plan a girls getaway. Maybe this summer? Even an overnighter would be fun...a night in SLC or Park City.

Lyndsie said...

Margaret! Hi! So good to see what you're up to! And oh my hilarious son you have there! I'm sure you're laughing all the time with him around! You seem to be doing so well...funny we both married a Chad and have a zac...good taste I guess!! Anyway, I'm excited to stay in better touch...it's been soooo long! :)

Bethany said...

Marg, Joshy quotes are my absolute favorite. He really is delightful. And if you are wondering where he gets spicy...you might want to read your previous post about the spicy sausage. We read these out loud and were cracking up. I even went back and read some of the old ones because I didn't want the fun to end. How I love that boy!!!

Jaimelee and Steven Holm said...

hahaha! that kid makes me laugh! Andre is always telling me the funny stuff he says! so funny! Hope you guys are doing well!

Andrea, Ben & Cash said...

oh my gosh. I love these posts. He is the best. Josh is going to be a comedian.

JWolfgramm said...

oh my GOSH!! He is the cutest, funniest kid ever!!! I was cracking up reading these Margaret!! the hot and spicy comment?!?... hilarious! I am so glad you are writing all these down!!

Megs said...

You were in my dream last night :) It was very interesting so I won't go into details. It was fun to see your blog from Corinne's blog. I have checked it on and off. You have really cute kids!! I am so happy things are going well for you. Glad to make a connection with you again!!

Newmans said...

I cannot get over this kid!! He is the funniest little thing I have ever heard. I look forward to your Josh quotes!